Like a supermodel who was thought of unsightly due to the fact she wears a saggy sweater, Drake is generically handsome beneath the strategically-positioned grime and inexplicably inexperienced designer stubble supernaturally athletic despite his ceaseless grunts of exertion and retarded, gibbon-armed-flailing leaping system and continuously spouts appalling wit and panicky self-effacement in the hope that you never recognize that he is a.