But it is nature that doles out its justice when Beulah dies a handful of decades later. The hookup narrative commences with a blowjob, continues with a parade of sex toys and orifices that flashes by in a few seconds (nanoseconds if the couple is drunk), and ends at worst in accusations of rape and lifelong regrets, or, at finest, with the interminable dialogue of who should really have completed what to whom and why.