It gives viewers closure, reunites Piper and Alex eternally, and brings back fan favorites for cameo send-offs. Things are likely to work out for Piper and Alex. We did it for the Internet anarchists, those who hang out on Reddit and Hacker News. The shot of Taystee making an attempt to hold herself runs a detailed second for me. But no, we need to see her fail to hold herself and remind the viewers of Sandra Bland.