24. "A nun will get into a cab and notices that the driver just can't quit staring at her. The cab driver does so, and the nun duly goes ahead and fulfills his fantasy. The cab driver is quite excited and states, ‘Yes, certainly! The taxi driver states, ‘You need to forgive me, sister, but I have sinned. When you are as aged as I am and have been a nun as lengthy as I have, you have had a chance to see and listen to just about every thing.