Now, as for not realizing Long JOHN, I are unable to help but blame a culture of indifference toward the doughnut eating globe. I can scarcely stroll into a Safeway without the need of hearing the siren tune of the doughnut scenario and the Long JOHNs tick like horcruxes in my head the entire time I'm in the shop. I was undertaking some organizing in our bedroom closet this morning and found a pair of Long JOHNs I'd overlooked about.