The constant Ol’ Faithfuls of blood are plenty, the imbecilic non-twist clarifying the intent of Vanessa Hudgens is just way too much, and killing an angelic French bulldog for no other explanation than jollies is the closing straw. May overlap with The Schlub Pub Seduction Deduction, which occurs when a guy is so unattractive that if lovely females are coming on to him, it is really pretty much absolutely for ulterior motives.