His initially act upon arriving at DS9 is to sample 5 sexual holosuite programs in succession, irrespective of Quark's issues that the programs in dilemma could be "a contact energetic for his state-of-the-art years". Despite his age and vow of celibacy, Grand Maester Pycelle has no qualms hiring prostitutes and presenting free of charge "professional medical examinations" to young handmaidens. Grand Nagus Zek, ruler of the Ferengi.