And that is what they had been doing when someone observed the pair of footwear with the pink shoelaces, and they set a big hideous hat on him, and the hat experienced pastel blue feathers, and they produced a song about him, and the pair of footwear with pink shoelaces turned extremely famous, and everyone danced to the song, and no a single put a hat or feathers on the sneakers with brown and black shoelaces, and no a single ever created a.