Like a supermodel who was regarded as ugly since she wears a saggy sweater, Drake is generically handsome beneath the strategically-put grime and inexplicably inexperienced designer stubble supernaturally athletic in spite of his ceaseless grunts of exertion and retarded, gibbon-armed-flailing leaping system and constantly spouts appalling wit and panicky self-effacement in the hope that you you should not see that he is a remorseless career.